By God, you're right! We used to call that model of Buick the "Spudmobile" because they looked like a rolling potato.
A buddy of mine had a used one in the mid-80's. Every time he turned right the horn sounded. Quality construction compared to the explosive design of the Pinto.
There was a time when all the cute girls I knew drove VW Bugs, Rabbits, or Ford Pinto's. Any of those vehicles could maim you if things got heated. Ironically the crappiest car of the period, the Chevy Vega, was very comfortable for such things if you laid down the rear seat. A lot of kids were cranked out in those rolling cathouses.
As for the girl being worth it, not really. I just wanted to check out her accessories, which were impressive. I saw her a few months ago, she now looks like a bloated toad. Ironically, I still look amazing. Clean living and good hygiene always pays off.