You never went out armed with a sack of hard boiled eggs for "Hell Night" festivities after the little kids went home on Halloween, Al? A 14 y.o. with a live arm can stagger a cold sober grown man at 30 yards with a hard boiled egg. I realize you might not recall what "sober" is, but the rest of us can.
Are you giving out the candy at Shady Acres this year?