Automatic weapons will just get you in trouble. Build a spud gun and knock the crap out of them with taters and cans of beans.
Mojo and Skid's "Pirate Radio" was about the bust of Al Weiner's radio ship "The S.S. Sarah". If you listen carefully you can hear someone who is supposed to be Al yelling at Mojo to get off of his poop deck? By Mojo's grunting and sigh of relief, you'll understand that the Man from Danville took the term "poop deck" a little too literally.